Oh, Neat

vibafleischer:
turtlessuggest:
Fighter: Angonoka Tortoise
Barbarian: Alligator Snapping Turtle
Paladin: Ornate Box Turtle
Thief: Pancake Tortoise
Ranger: Eastern Long-Necked Turtle
Bard: Red Eared Slider
Wizard: Galapagos Tortoise
Sorcerer: Mata Mata
Warlock: Spiny Turtle
Cleric: Smooth Softshell Turtle
Edit: Almost forgot
Monk: Russian Tortoise
Druid: Cagle’s Map Turtle
i’m not even sorry ~~(i had to much free time in my hands)~~
OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST PERFECT THING DO NOT BE SORRY FRIEND THIS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY DAY LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE I CANNOT WISH ENOUGH GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOU
PEOPLE LOOK
LOOK AT THE BABIES THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL!

(via super-softie)

Jun 26
2018

binches:

avvocarlo:
dark garfield
he’s so fucking hot

(via super-softie)

Jun 26
2018

neilnevins:

memeluvr2:
“oh. sorry”

(via super-softie)

Jun 26
2018

skulldrops:

petintv:
love this egg carton in Detroit: Become Human
Mom said it’s my turn to play the eggs box

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Jun 26
2018

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same
in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”
so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad
yeah

(via super-softie)

Jun 26
2018

kankris-hot-booty:

I RMEMEBER LAUGHIGN SO FUCKIGN HARD WHEN I SAW THIS

(via super-softie)

Jun 26
2018

happymoomin:

me on my birthday

(via super-softie)

Jun 26
2018

moniibear:

sighinastorm:
This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness. Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.
Thats just how geese are.

(via super-softie)

Jun 26
2018

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:
seshrat:
so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
this is absolutely what they’ve done
I did it to myself so you don’t have to
send help

(via super-softie)

Jun 26
2018

elanorpam:

fullmetalfisting:
an-adult:
the-feminists-are:
four-female:
ghostbusters?
taking over! i’m
virgin!
Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url
i made the mistake of reading yours

(via super-softie)

Classes

Thats just how geese are.